Alright C. I see you. I really dig the opening and closing stanzas as tribute to the most basic of public health functions that will probably save your life. I do have some follow up questions about your dude Sam though. And was “ham” really the best rhyme you could come up with? Other options:
- I miss my fam
- This shit is my jam
- Open up hard, like a clam
- Let’s run for it, on the lam
- I’ll be the Jim to your Pam
- This virus fucked, like the klan
See? Was that so hard? Put a little more effort in next time. I’ll give you a B-. Mostly because I don’t like the needy demand for validation that instantly followed.
Love in the Time of COVID 