That crap’s not on tap

Posted bySarahPosted inUncategorized

I’m a little confused. Is this a beer pun? Is he calling Corona crap? Is the wine comment a reference to religion? Because lately, wine has definitely been my source of salvation.

I think now is a good time to take a moment and pour one out for those who are going to need a serious PR overhaul when this is all over:

  • Corona beer
  • Bats
  • “Stay-cations”
  • The entire dumpster fire administration that enabled a brain-addled narcissist to put profits over people and decimate our country by delaying the acknowledgement of and response to this crisis
  • This Arizona-based electronic supply store, Covid

The poem gets a C. I’m just confused and a little depressed now.